Drew Dernavich (@DrewDernavich) "There are two types of people on Twitter: those who can successfully keep their tweets down to the required 140-character limit, and those w" Drew Dernavich (@DrewDernavich): "I wonder if Bono was embarrassed to find that the streets actually did have a name, but the sign had temporarily fallen down." One could drive a prairie schooner through any part of his argument and never scrape against a fact. - David F Houston JohnFugelsang(@JohnFugelsang): "Seriously dude, it's just a freakin' pond." - Henry David Thoreau's old frat buddy. Stacey Nightmare (@STACEYNIGHTMARE): My heart is in the right place. Wish I could say the same for my left eye. Speedin' Weedin (@stephanieweedin): PETA supporter wants to end the "suffrage" of animals. I can agree on this because I don't think animals should be allowed to vote. Mark Peters (@wordlust): Don’t bring a spork to a trident fight. Devon Hoernschemeyer (@devonianh): “Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.” ~Sam Brown Drew Dernavich (@DrewDernavich): "Next time I'm at an airport restaurant, instead of saying that I want an appetizer, I'm gonna say I want to begin the pre-eating process." Noël Coward likened reading a footnote to going downstairs to answer the door while making love. Mark Peters (@wordlust): You can study philosophy for decades and never truly understand Occam’s Squeegee.