August 20, 2011 "Note to self: when you see your doctor hawking "As Seen on TV"-type products in infomercials, it's time to switch doctors." - Drew Dernavich Edit Delete Tags Autopost
August 20, 2011 "I think it's cute how Aretha Franklin had to spell out R-E-S-P-E-C-T so that little kids wouldn't understand what she was talking about." - Drew Dernavich Edit Delete Tags Autopost
August 20, 2011 "I'm about to try to find a real live customer service person by phone. How about you try to find a leprechaun and we see who succeeds first?" - Drew Dernavich Edit Delete Tags Autopost